Harry and Meghan buy a holiday home in Portugal

Daily Mail is speculating that the royal couple, who have been shut out of their place at Windsor by King Charles, bought the home in Portugal to get residency through our infamous golden visa scheme.

Their foothold in Portugal is, according to the Telegraph, on the Tróia Peninsula — “the Hamptons of Portugal” or the “Malibu of Europe,” as the Telegraph gushes.

Also, they’re not the only royals with a place in the sun: Harry’s cousin Princess Eugenie and her husband, Jack Brooksbank, also have a place on Troia, according to the two tabloids.

Happy royals’ spotting to those of you who go for that.